Songs to describe EVERYThING:
Okay so I changed this up a bit, they're my picks instead of being at random.

If someone says "is this okay?" you say,
Hell Yes - Beck

How would you describe yourself?
Center Of Attention - Guster

What do you like in a guy/girl?
Short Skirt, Long Jacket - Cake
[a short list ^_^]

How do you feel today?
Club Action - Yo Majesty
["Throw ya hands up if ya wanna get rich, if you feel how I feel say 'Fuck that shit!'"]

What is your life's purpose?
Blankest Year - Nada Surf

What is your motto?
Back In The Mud - Bubba Sparxxx
["Back in the mud again and I confess, I'm so happy here, there's nothing you can do to make me stay away!"]

What do your friends think of you?
Hung Up - Madonna
[the best song I could think of to encompass "Pulling A Hazel]

What do you think of your parents?
21st Century Digital Boy- Bad Religion
["My Daddy's a lazy middle class intellectual, my mommy's on valium, so ineffectual."]

What do you think about very often?
Modern World - Wolf Parade
["Modern world I'm not pleased to meet you, you just bring me down"]

what is 2 + 2?
2 + 2 = 5 - Radiohead

What do you think of your best friend?
Careful - Guster
[well, it depends on the friend. This song is true for some of them though]

What do you think of the person you like?
Illegal Tender - Louis XIV
[hmm.. there are a lot of songs that could apply.]

What is your life story?
Wrong Way - Sublime
[lawl not really. Thank god!]

What do you want to be when you grow up?
This Boy - Franz Ferdinand
["This boy's so spectacular, not a boy but a wealthy bachelor"]

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Jacqueline - Franz Ferdinand
[we work too much!]

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Battle Flag - Low Fidelity All Stars
["Tell me is it time to get down... on your mothafuckin knees?!" My wedding is gonna be an awesome party]

What will they play at your funeral?
I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie
[Ritual suicide... hawt-t-t-t! No I'm jk. Actually, Shine On - JET]

What is your hobby/interest?
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys

What is your biggest fear?
Fix You - Coldplay
["when you love someone but it goes to waste.. could it be worse?" This song has a lot of things to be afraid of]

What is your biggest secret?
Hero - Verve Pipe
[I dunno... I truly don't have many secrets.]

What do you think of your friends?
We Are Your Friends - Justice Vs. Simian